Country Humor

 The  Dead Cow  Lecture

First-year  students at the Purdue Vet School were attending  their
first anatomy class with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body  covered with
a white   sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary
medicine it is necessary to have two important
 qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be  disgusted by
anything involving the animal’s body."
  For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet,  stuck his
finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew
   it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt
of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished,the Professor looked a them and said,
"The second most important quality is observation.
 I stuck in my  middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
 Now  learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if
you're stupid."

The above was sent to Jon by his brother Steve who lives in Tennessee.  I think BOTH of them could benefit from some therapy!!