Since I stopped writing the blog a few months ago one of the biggest changes is the fact that our family is one dog short. Cooper the bipolar runaway champion counter surfer has gone to live in the mountains. I say that very matter-of-factly but if truth be told I still feel guilty about it. Yeah I know, I'm Catholic so the guilt is here for good.
I can't even remember what set me off but one day in June I had had enough and I quick like made a flyer with his picture on it and sent it out to my kids and everyone else I know hoping I could spur a bit of interest. Now because I don't think I really wanted to get rid of him the flyer read something like:
3 year old neutered Bernese Mountain Dog
spoiled, naughty, high maintenance, a runaway
Dog is accustomed to being indoors and outdoors,
so if you are going to lock him outside or in a kennel
this is not the dog for you
I giggled to myself as I sent the email out and then forgot about it. I guess I should have added adjectives like rabid, schizophrenic and murderous because that night I received a call from Katie - she was interested in Cooper. Again I reiterated the naughty, spoiled etc etc. She wanted to see him, and she was willing to drive from her home in Morrison to do it. I thought about telling her he bites small children but I kept my mouth shut.
We ended up meeting at the rest stop in Wiggins. Katie looked normal, she was driving a Landcruiser (don't know if that's a good sign or a bad sign) She had all her teeth and she didn't have horns or any signs of witchcraft type activity. When she asked if she could take him home for the weekend I couldn't help myself. I asked her with a nervous laugh, if she planned to eat Cooper for dinner. I asked her who would be home with him. I asked Katie if she had a fence. I asked her what she did for a living and if she was married. (She works for Denver Police Department and has a degree in forensic biology and yes, she is married)Then finally I could find no reason to keep Cooper with me.
She took his leash from me and tenderly led my dog to her car. Cooper stopped and looked at me like, "Mom, take me home, I wanna go with you". Tears welled up in the corner of my eyes and then driving home the water works began. I knew I wasn't going to see him again, I knew Katie would take great care of this mutt. Then at nearly 50 years old..... I called my Mom, and cried. My Mom appeared later with a cheesecake. My Mom is the best!
I am in contact with Katie and Cooper frequently and all is well. She has sent me photos of Cooper on their acres and acres of land in the mountains and of Cooper laying on her couch and laying on her bed, so I know he is right at home.
Above is Cooper and his new sister Phoebe
So at the Cook no kill mini farm all is as it should be Jack is back to normal after pouting and feeling lonely for a few days. We can now leave Jack outside and he won't runaway, we can leave the front door open and there is no dog to bust out at 50 miles an hour. The baby goats aren't chased until they nearly have a coronary and there is only half the dog hair to sweep up. Tony has finally started speaking to me again after giving Cooper away....and Jon is PUMPED.